Girlfriends,

     Today I come to you to address this new “Blame It on the Alcohol,” phenomenon.  This saying has caused some of us to be coaxed into doing things, and justifying the subsequent donkey-esque actions by sayin, “blame it on the alcohol.”  Now granted, alcohol does affect our frontal lobes, the part of the brain thats equivalent to your mama’s “you better not do it or imma’ tear that @$$ up” stare.  However, did the alcohol make you rob the liquor store? Jump off a bridge? Wear a tacky weave? NO! So if the alcohol didnt make you do any of that, why are you blaming it for your whorish activities? The alcohol is only an aid, but whoring needs no help! If you let someone all up in your special parts without so much as putting a down payment on dinner, dont blame it on the alcohol, blame it on your hot @$$.  Its 2009, please stop creating excusatory statements for whorish behavior. If you givin’ up the goods like government cheese, thats your own darn fault, not the alcohols! So girlfriends, please remember, you can blame it on the alcohol, but when the alcohol wears off your whorish acts still remain. 

Sista L