Good Day girlfriend,

I was wondering how you feel about this: toe sucking!
I want my man to suck my toes but he is so unwilling to explore it. I have asked him what specifically turns him off about it and he says “because its a foot, nothing attractive about a foot” plus I think its a cleanliness issue also. although my feet are clean and well managed he is unwilling to explore it. I think this stunts my perception of his ability to please. To me it seems selfish that if we plan on being together forever that sucking a toe is that big of a deal. In my opinion it shows me that he is not open and stubborn based on this one sexual prowess.
How do I get him to suck my toes?
am i wrong for deducing so much from his “no” to sucking a toe?

L Says:

Hey Girl…

Well first of all a lot of women and men love toe sucking so there is nothing nasty or gross about it.  However, there is a large population of folks who dont get down like that. If your man is one of them you cant force him.  You can however give a favor for a favor.  Is there something in particular that he might want you to try and you could trade off with? Maybe make your toes more appetizing; add some fruit or whipped cream? Try those things out and if he is still adamant about not trying and it is something that you feel is a deal breaker because it may speak volumes of the bland a$$, vanilla sex life to come…well…*cutes swizz beats* On to the next one!

L

Happy New Year Girlfriends!

So it’s a new year and many of us are making empty resolutions that will be broken by next week. But instead of vowing to lose 30 lbs by tomorrow and going to church 3 times a week, let’s start making changes from the inside out.  Line up all of your bags, empty them out and put all of the things that you need into a clutch. What do I mean? When you go out, do you take everything with you? No you take your ID, cash, debit card, lipgloss & gum! So do the same emotionally! Take your deadbeat baby daddies, cheating exes, ish-talking fake friends & overdraft fees and THROW THEM AWAY! You don’t need them! You can not move forward holding on to the things of yester year.  Sure these things happened and they hurt but are you gonna allow the big hobos full of sorrow to keep you from happiness? Throw the unnecessary in a trash bag, (not a recycling bin) and get rid of it! Only you can make your life happy, so like Ms. Badu said, Pack light!

Sista L

Girlfriends,

I will now bring forth an advice segment, “Ask Your Girlfriend,” to Girlfriend Church! Feel free to ask me WHATEVER you need advice on! I wont give out any identifiers, it is completely anonymous. You can either email girlfriendchurch@gmail.com or you can just comment on this email, as all comments have to be approved before publishing anyway! Remember, it is my duty to tell you like it is, so tell the WHOLE truth lol Girlfriend, at your service!

Ask Away!

L

Good Day, Girlfriends!

It’s been some time since we had service, but I hope you all are in good health.  This year has been something huh? Well, I know all of us have been through some messy stuff, but my message today is to be thankful for the small stuff! Whomever your God is, (even if you worship the clouds) thank Him! Thank him for good soap and hot water. Thank Him for a good weave (i refer to all hair as weave real or fake) thank Him for your junk in the trunk! Thank Him for good lipgloss! Thank Him for a good bra that holds them girls up! Thank Him for the sway in your hips, your ability to attract the other, (or some) sex! Thank him for discounts & coupon codes! Blogs to get you through the day at work; the Internet! You get the point! There are so many things to be upset about, but there are MORE things to be thankful for. If you don’t believe me, visit your local cemetery and ask them about it…oh ok! Let’s now allow what we see on TV coupled with the drama in our lives get us down! If nothing else, be thankful for the deliverance that is sure to come for whatever your situation is. Just Be Thankful

L

Girlfriends,

     Why do we feel it is better to be with any man than to be alone? Why do we subject ourselves to just a piece of something when we KNOW that something is no good for us? We run after these court jesters; fools who do do anything but cause stress, heartache, pain and bad credit with all their foolishness, then cry when they break our hearts! Why! Why do we subject ourselves to this when we know what the outcome will be? Girlfriends, being single is not a death sentence.  We have to learn to embrace and wait on our Kings to find us; their Queens.  It doesnt matter what religion you are, because all of the major ones believe that a man finds his wife.  That doesnt mean we should sit in the house and wait for him to ring the bell, it just means stop chasing these fools and let the man for you reveal himselves.  If your King comes to find you, imagine how put off he will be when he sees you running after some no good fool? Girlfriends, save yourself the emotional drain, bad credit, extra kids, child support hearings etc and just wait for your king.  Dont let him pass you by…

Sista L