Girlfriends, are you tired of seeing other girlfriends with the crack of their @$$ hanging out of their jeans? Have you ever observed another girlfriend walking down the street, just a-strutting with an ashy crack exposed? Even worse, have you ever seen a girlfriend sitting down and the whole top half of her ashy booty is showing? Well I have and I hate it! CRACK IS WACK! What are we doing girlfriends? Why are we acting like we don’t feel that gush of wind up our @$$e$ and just letting the crack do its thing? If the crack was supposed to be exposed, we wouldn’t be wearing clothes! The only crack that is ok to be exposed if chest and toe cleavage, not @$$ cleavage.  Now forget what these designers and slut bag tv stars try to tell you, crack is not sexy it is slutty! They make it very hard for us by all but discontinuing regular jeans for those low rise jeans.  But I have news for you, especially all my girlfriends of color, and those who elected to visit the “pump my booty doctor,” YOU CANT WEAR LOW RISE JEANS! It is hard enough putting both of our butt cheeks, and all of our hips and thighs in some jeans, so why the heck would we go and get some low rise jeans? Not only do we need high rise, but we need higher than high-rise! We need something to stay over our hips because belts aren’t all that helpful!

    So girlfriends, lets get some dignity! Pull your pants up! You know you feel that zephyr up your @$$ crack and that means your crack is exposed.  Nobody wants to see that ashy crack! Like our good rocked out icon Whitney once said, “Crack is Wack! And its CHEAP!” So don’t you try to bring it back!

Sista L